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maryjane

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Posted - Apr 12 2017 :  2:13:01 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"Hay there Ester Lily, have you heard the one about the man who couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fiddle?"

("OMG, spare me, here comes another one of her jokes.")



("The joke was okay, but she couldn't pour water out of a boot if'n there were instructions on the heel.")
MaryJane Butters, author of Milk Cow Kitchen ~ striving for the stoicism of a cow standing in the rain ~

NellieBelle

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Posted - Apr 12 2017 :  5:29:48 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Your girls tickling each other's funny bone? I've heard the latter and even used it but it wasn't water pouring out of the boot. ;).
To laugh is human but to moo is bovine. Author Unknown
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txbikergirl

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Posted - Apr 12 2017 :  6:40:45 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
that second photo is adorable. now i know for sure that your cows speak to you!
Firefly Hollow Farm , our little farmstead. Farmgirl living in the green piney woods of East Texas on 23 acres with a few jerseys, too many chickens, a pair of pugs and my Texan hubby (aka "lover boy")
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maryjane

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Posted - Apr 12 2017 :  7:46:08 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Obviously, Ester Lily needs a quip upgrade, Janet. We know your cows talk to you, Cindy:)
MaryJane Butters, author of Milk Cow Kitchen ~ striving for the stoicism of a cow standing in the rain ~
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